The Unassuming Cook: October 2011

Thought for Food

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces. ~Judith Viorst
Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing. ~Walt Kelly
Recipe: A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog wouldn't eat. ~Author Unknown
There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will. ~Robert Frost
Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy. ~Author Unknown
This is every cook's opinion -no savory dish without an onion,but lest your kissing should be spoiled,your onions must be fully boiled.~Jonathan Swift
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first. ~Josh Billings